McGilly: Please, mom, stop trying to get this glue off of my ears. It hurts! I PROMISE I will never jump into the lake again--look what a mess that I've created. Now, I'm just going to lie in this chair and sleep, capiche?
McGilly: Yeah, I have good balance. I can walk along the sea wall. I can walk along the sea wall with my eyes closed. I can walk along the sea wall and watch the ducks and turtles. I can walk along the sea wall with......(SPLASH!!!!!!!!) Mom, save me. (After Mommy saves him......) Whoa! What happened? Why am I all wet and stinky? AND this is my favorite shirt...oh, no!!! Mom, watcha doing..no,no, why are you putting me in the sink and putting shampoo on me? Noooooo.....is this a...BATH???!!!! Why are you ungluing my ears? OUCH!!! Okay, I'm never jumping into the lake again....ducks, geese, turtles...not for any reason!!!
McGilly: When Mommy woke me up this morning she noticed that my entire ear had come unglued. So.....she tortured me getting all this glue off my ear to let it air out only for what?!?! ....to get re-glued, of course. Just call me McGluey, I guess. P.S. It's hard to be beautiful!